The Truth Behind The Ten Commandments (the movie)

In The Ten Commandments, I Performed All My Own Miracles

Every year, during the special holiday season, one can watch a reenactment of the great Hebrew Exodus from Egypt. The movie is a grand epic about princes, forbidden love, and a man who received messages through burning plants. It was one of the few Jewish stories that made us look tough despite some big doses of crazy. Do any biblical characters resemble real people?

I had to watch the movie every year at Hebrew school, so now whenever I read about Moses, I imagine Charlton Heston. He is Moses and no matter how hard I try to give him another face, it is always that way. Does anyone else have this problem?

The "Onion" writers pretty much had the same idea and took it to the next logical place. The late Charlton Heston apparently self-reported that not only did he do his own stunts, but that he actually performed each of the miracles for the sake of the movie. Check it out, if you missed it at the beginning of the month.

(Okay, um, so I forgot to post this during the Passover holiday. Happy belated Easter too!)

Trapped Video

This is one of the scariest videos I have ever seen. It could have been you or me or anyone we know who has worked in a big office building. When I used to work for McGraw-Hill, we heard rumors about this person, about the frightening story of one man being trapped in an elevator for an entire weekend. But now I see that it is true.



Ever since my friends and I were stuck in my apartment elevator for 30 minutes, I have avoided that claustrophobic space as often as possible. And that was only half an hour of torture. Or was it fifteen minutes? But forty hours is unthinkable.

I grabbed the video from gawker.com (yes, a guilty pleasure gossip site) but you can read a bit more of the story in the New Yorker. But if you already have a little elevator phobia, just don't read the article. Forget I ever mentioned it. Go watch 30 Rock or something and think about all of the fun one can have in an office building. That is what I'm about to do.